User:Emor8t

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"If everybody's thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking."

-General George S. Patton

The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. - Horace Walpole

Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

"If time flies when you're having fun, it hits the afterburners when you don't think you're having enough." - Jef Mallet

"Playoffs?! Don't talk about playoffs! You kidding me?! Playoffs?! I just hope we win a game! Another game!"

"When speeding past a law enforcement officer it is neccessary to accelerate. When he pulls out behind you and turns on his lgihts, it is neccessary to turn on you blinker. This will confuse him, however it is to let him know you are looking for an appropriate place to pull over and talk." - Fear and Loathing

"What was I doing here? What was the meaning of this trip? Was I just roaming around in a drug frenzy of some kind? Or had I really come out here to Las Vegas to work on a story? Who are these people, these faces? Where do they come from? They look like caricatures of used car dealers from Dallas, and sweet Jesus, there were a hell of a lot of them at 4:30 on a Sunday morning, still humping the American dream, that vision of the big winner somehow emerging from the last minute pre-dawn chaos of a stale Vegas casino." -Fear and Loathing

I fear the Greeks, even when they bring gifts. - Virgil

A good photograph is knowing where to stand. -Ansel Adams

Scientist have been trying to invent viagra for women... its been around for years... its called cash -Alonzo Bodden

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

" .....and suits so fine they made sinatra look like a hobo"

Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration to both sides of the same side.

Facilis descensus Averni: Noctes atque dies patet atri ianua Ditis; Sed revocare gradium superasque evadere ad auras. Hoc opus, hic labor est.

The more things change, the more they remain... insane. - Michael Fry and T. Lewis

"I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind There was something so pleasant about that place Even your emotions had an echo and so much space

And when you're out there without care Yeah I was out of touch But it wasn't because I didn't know enough I just knew too much" - Gnarls Barkley - "Crazy"

There is no chlorine in the gene pool, but there is a filter - and they clean it out at Wal-Mart.